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Hot in Herre

Original version on the left, my version on the right.

Hot In Herre
Nelly

Hot in
So hot it here
So hot in

I was like, good gracious ass bodacious
Flirtatious, tryin' to show patience
Lookin' for the right time to shoot my steelo
Lookin' for the right time to flash them keys
Then um I'm leavin, please believe in
Me and the rest of my heathens
Checkin out a lot at the top of the Four Seasons
Penthouse, roof top, birds I'm feedin'
No deceivin', nothin' up my sleeve, no teasin'
I need you to get up up on the dance floor
Give that man what he askin' for
'Cos I feel like bustin' loose and I feel like touchin' you
And can't nobody stop the juice, so baby tell me what's the use
I said

(Chorus)
It's getting hot in here
So take off all your clothes
I am gettin so hot, I wanna take my clothes off

Why you at the bar if you ain't poppin' the bottles
What good is all the fame if you ain't fuckin' the models
I see you drivin' sportscars, ain't hittin' the throttle
And I be damned I do a hundred, top down in goggles
Get off the freeway, exit 106 and parked it
Ash tray, flip gate, time to spark it
Gucci collar for dollar, got out and walked it
I spit game 'cos baby I can't talk it
Walls, sweatin', it's hot up in this joint
Vokal tanktop on at this point
Your with a winner so baby you can't lose
I got secrets, can't leave Cancun
So take it off like your home alone
You know, dancin in front your mirror while you're on the phone
Checkin' your reflection and tellin' your best friend
'Like girl, I think my butt gettin' big'

(Chorus) x2

(Bridge)
(Let it hang all out)
Mix a little bit a ah, ah
With a little bit a ah, ah
(Let it just fall out)
Give a little bit a ah, ah
With a little bit a ah, ah
(Let it hang all out)
With a little bit a ah, ah
And a sprinkle of that ah, ah
(Let it just fall out)
I like it when ya ah, ah
Girl, baby make it ah, ah

Stop pacin', time wastin'
I got a friend with a pole in the basement (what)
I'm just kiddin' like Jason (oh)
Unless you gon' do it
Extra, extra spread the news
Nelly took a trip from the Lunar to Neptune
Came back with somethin' thicker than fittin' in sasoons
Say she like to think about cuttin' in restrooms

(Chorus) x4

(Bridge)

Artist: Smelly
Album: NellsRus
Song: Cold in Herre

Cold in.....
So cold in herre.....
So cold in.....

I was like, sticking lettuce up my ass so it would be delicious
Flirtatcious, tryin to order my viagra
Lookin for the right time to eat my broccoli (dirty snow)
Lookin for the right time to shave my fleas
Then I`m gonna frollick, save the jellybeans
Me and the rest of my hairy vests
Hump it, got it sterilized because I don`t really have a reason
Birdypigeon cage, bathroom tiles, papers I feedin
No eatin rice, nothin in my eye, no cream
I need you to get dirty inside my 'fridgerator
Give that man back his cane, yo yo!
Cuz I feel like eatin cheese and I feel like stabbin you
And cant nobody stop the juice that`s leaking down my pants

(I have a head)
Its gettin cold in herre (ice cold)
So take put on some warm clothes

I am gettin so cold, I wanna put some clothes on

Why you at the sewers if you aint flaminging the children
What good is all the STDs if you aint fuckin the Chiuauas'
I see you diein, ooglay, aint hittin the no-no
And I be dead, and ho ho a lamp, no top and shaved nipples
Get off my pretty pony, exit 106 and spank it
French fries, make me, so damned turned-on
Gucci gucci goo!, go out and eat poptatoes
I spit acid cuz baby, my body system is weird
Cold, freezing its cold up in this joint
NO to tanktops, all 'cause of the rat
Your with a loser, so baby you cant win
I got secrets down there (Oh yeah)
So take my cards and play Deuces
You know , like buy some doughnuts when you`re on the phone or something
Checkin your skin and deflatin it,
like "girl I think my boob gettin small."

(belly hangs all out)
Mix a little bit a ew, gross
With a little bit a butter, mayo
(Smelly just farted)
Give a little bit a charity
With a little bit a monkeys
(Shelley grew a tooth)
With a little bit a eungh, egh
And a sprinkle will make it constipated
(Smelly just fell out of a building)
I like it when ya belch
Girl, boy make it poke, poke

Stop putting my plants in the waste basket
I gotta a friend with a pole and he strips (What?!)
I'm just stupid like Oprah (Oh?)
Unless you gon' rub on it
Extra, extra eh, I`m Canadion, eh?
Smelly took a trip from the dumpster right to the curb
Came back with bruises on its ankle from the effort
Say it likes to think 'bout eating onions in public bathrooms

(The snail is on fire)
Mix a little bit of acid
With a little bit of coccaine
(Smelly just passed out)
Give a tight squeeze
With a little bit of exlax
(Smelly has no friends)
With a little bit of lump, lump
And sprinkles for my cupcake-no-no
(Smelly went kaboom)
I like it when ya gurggle, gurggle
Thing, I`m in love wit yo papa