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| It`s a tragedy! |
In these challenging times, America is faced with the poverty that is ignorance. We don`t realize that our television programmes,
our satellites, our media, our society is CORRUPTING our freshly grown chickens.
This section is created so that others can see the difference between a safe atmosphere in society, compared to an endangeringly
petrifying developement in society. Watch and gain the knowledge that you had even before you clicked this link!
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Billy asks you to buy soda-pop with him because it`s the cool thing to do.
The following pictures show what happens to a young chicken as a result to the choices made.
a)You say, "HAHAHA! YAY! HOORAY FOR SOCIAL CLIQUES!"
or
b)You peck him in the eye and run away screaming, "I HATE PICKLES!"
| Here is if you chose b) |
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| You peck him in the eye and run away screaming, "I HATE PICKLES!" |
| Here is if you chose a) |
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| You say, "HAHAHA! YAY! HOORAY FOR SOCIAL CLIQUES!" |
The prom is approaching very soon, you are impregnated with glitter because you asked Gretchen to it and she said yes. Are
you...
a)Going to tell your friends and make a bet on if she`ll let you shag her or not?
or
b)Going to go over to her house instead of the prom and make her watch Jerry Springer until she exploads?
| If you chose a) You are.... |
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| Going to tell your friends and make a bet on if she`ll let you shag her or not. |
| If you chose b) You are going to... |
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| Go over to her house instead of the prom and make her watch Jerry Springer until she exploads. |
Farmer Ben offers you to watch TV for clucking so loud in the field today, (I`m confused too...) So once you get to the TV,
you peck it to...
a)No channel. It`s fun pecking the TV as it is! I mean, you ARE an easily amused chiken, right?
or
b)The MTV channel to watch some hella tight M-Videos, yo!
| If you chose b) You pecked it to... |
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| The MTV channel to watch some hella tight M-Videos, yo! |
| If you chose a) You pecked it to... |
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| No channel. It`s fun pecking the TV as it is! I mean, you ARE an easily amused chiken, right? |
Rooster-Puff-Puff is selling weed to every chicken in your block, and he insists that if you don`t buy any and try it, you`re
not a cool buzzard. You...
a)Throw a piece of cheese at him and scream, "YO' PAPA!"
or
b)Accept the stupid manipulation and get yourself high.
| If you chose a) You... |
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| Threw a piece of cheese at him and screamed, "YO' PAPA!" |
| If you chose b) You... |
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| Accepted the stupid manipulation and got yourself high. |
So you see, folks. The chicken in our country are suffering because they are following the same mistakes that our society
makes. DON`T let this happen to your neighborhood friendly chicken! =o
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| Chickens: Bawk-bawk..Bawk-CAW?! |
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