Why Not
by Hilary Duff

You act like you don't know me,
When you see me on the street,
You make it like I turn you off,
When I know you think I'm sweet.

It don't have to be like that,
I guess you're insecure,
If you say what's on your mind,
I might answer Sure.

So walk a little slower,
As I try to catch your eye
Sometimes it's so hard to see,
The good things passing by.

There may never be a sign,
No flashing neon light,
Tellin' you to make your move,
Or when the time is right.

Chorus:
(So)
Why not
(Why not)
Take a crazy chance.
Why not
(Why not)
Do a crazy dance.
If you lose the moment,
You may lose a lot,
so why not
why not

Why not take a crazy chance
Why not take a crazy chance

You always dress in yellow,
When you wanna dress in gold,
Instead of listenin' to your heart,
You do just what your told.

You keep waiting where you are,
For what you never know,
Let's just get into your car,
And go baby go!

Chorus

Oh
I could be the one for you
Oh yeah
Maybe yes maybe no
Oh
It could be the thing to do
All that I'm saying is you gotta let me know

Aya aya aya a la he ha a
Aya aya aya a la he ha a

You'll never get to heaven,
Or even to LA
If you don't believe
There's a way...

Why not
Take a star from the sky
Why not
Spread your wings and fly
Oh!

It might take a little,
And it might take a lot,
But why not,
Why not.

Smoke pot
Cellary Fluff

You act like I have Herpes
When you feel up on my feet
This morning when I looked in the shower, I grew a breast
And I know that I`ll name my first child, "Beet"
It`s not like I`m that fat
I guess your grandma tastes good
If you look at me you`ll go blind
I might answer "sure"
So I don`t know how to shower
And share the lucky germs with my pony

Sometimes, it's so hard to ejaculate
The gush keeps passing through
I might be a leprichaun
No more flashing my grandchildren
Telling them to hump a little slow
Or when my pants are tight, so....

CHORUS
Smoke pot
Take a long swift
Smoke pot (And rot)
Do I smell like fish?
If you lose a quarter
You just lost 25¢
So why not
Smoke pot

I always dress in dung
When I really want a...fung
Instead of listening to myself fart
You eat cheese thats disturbingly very old
I keep peeing in the same spot
Why? I`ll never know
Let's just get hit by that random car
And die, pregnant, die

(CHORUS)
Smoke pot
Take my hairy brush
Smoke pot (I got shot)
Do my hair look grey?
If you lose your stomach
Your liver is in trouble
So smoke pot
Smoke pot

Fuck...oh
I can go pee pee standing up
Oh, yeah
Maybe yes,
Maybe I have a penis
Oh...fuck

Jacking off is the new thing to do
And I can`t breathe
You gotta get off of me now
You'll never get to heaven if you keep sitting on me
Can you please get the fuck off me?

Smoke pot
I used to masturbate to stars
Why not
Spread your legs and push
Oh-It might take a little
But in the end you will be happy-a-lot
So...smoke pot
Why not

CHORUS
Smoke pot
I have no idea
Smoke pot (I`m stupid)
This song gave me pubic lice
If you lost your leg
I most likely adopted it
So why not
Smoke pot