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Larger Than Life

Original version on the left, my version on the right.

Larger Than Life
Backstreet Boys

I may run and hide
When you're screamin' my name, alright
But let me tell you now
There are prices to fame, alright
All of our time spent in flashes of light

CHORUS
All you people can't you see, can't you see
How your love's affecting our reality
Every time we're down
You can make it right
And that makes you larger than life

Looking at the crowd
And I see your body sway, c'mon
Wishin' I could thank you in a different way, c'mon
'Cause all of your time spent keeps us alive

CHORUS - repeat

that's right

All of your time spent keeps us alive

CHORUS - repeat

Yeah, every time we're down
Yeah, you can make it right
Yeah, and that's what makes you larger than life

CHORUS - repeat

Larger Than Oprah
Black Heat Boys


I may leak and smell
When you're humping my hand, alright?
But let me tell you now
I have no genitals, alright.
All of the cans of beans I had are gone

Chrous:
All you people can't you see, can't you see
How my nipples' growing with intensity
Every time it shrinks
You make it expand
And that makes you larger than Oprah

Looking at my chest
And I see your finger there, so gross
Wishing I could spank you in a different way, c'mon
Cause the fluid in my spine is making me naseous

Chrous
All you people can't you see, can't you see
How this thing gave birth so rapidly
Every time I look
There`s another one
And that makes you larger than Oprah

All of the little people make me itch

Chrous
All you people can't you see, can't you see
That this nipples' frowning so completely
And every time I frown
It`s because I`m fat
And that makes you larger than Oprah

Yeah, every time I fart
Yeah, you can smell the fumes
Yeah, and that's what makes you larger than Oprah
(I said yeah pointlessly three times!)

Chrous
All you people can't you see, can't you see
That my nipple now smells oh so funky
Every time I move
People run away
And that makes you larger than Oprah