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I`m Not a Girl Not Yet a Woman

Original version on the left, my version on the right.

I'm Not A Girl, Not Yet A Women
Britney Spears

I used to think I had the answers to everything
But now I know
That life doesn't always go my way
Feels like I'm caught in the middle
That's when I realize

CHORUS

I'm not a girl, not yet a woman
All I need is time, a moment that is mine
While I'm in between
I'm not a girl

There is no need to protect me
It's time that I
Learn to face up to this on my own
I've seen so much more than you know now
So don't tell me to shut my eyes

CHORUS - repeat

But if you look at me closely
You will see it in my eyes
This girl will always find her way

CHORUS

(I'm not a girl) I'm not a girl, don't tell me what to believe
(Not yet a woman) I'm just trying to find the woman in me, yeah
(All I need is time) Oh, all I need is time
(A moment that is mine) That's mine
While I'm in between
I'm not a girl, not yet a woman, no no
All I need is time, a moment that is mine
While I'm in between
I'm not a girl, ooh
Not yet a woman

I'm Not A Man, Not Yet A Women
Not worth a name

I used to think I had real hair that would go *bling bling*
But now I know
That when you are constipated the pain won`t go away
Sounds like a broken fiddle
That's when I realize

CHORUS

I'm not a man, not yet a woman
All I need is time, a gender that is clear
While I'm in between
Am I a girl?

There is no need to say hi to me
It's time that I
Learn to get some genitals for my own
I've seen so much larva grow in one cow
So don't tell me to stick with one sex

CHORUS -
I'm not a man, not yet a woman
All I need is a dime, for a rat to chew off my lump
While I'm in between
Am I a boy?

But if you look at me closely
You will see glitter stuck in my eyes
It irritates me beyond any reason

CHORUS
I'm not a man, not yet a woman
All I need is playdough, to make my own vagina
While I'm in between
Am I a squirrel?

(I have hot pants) I'm not a man, don't tell me that I have friends
(They hurt so bad) I'm just trying to findout what sex I am, yeah
(I think I lost weight) Oh, and a donut
(A barney plushie toy) That's mine

While I'm in between
I'm not a man, not yet a woman, no no
All I need is crack, to smoke for that good feeling
While my ears' turning green
I'm not a man, ooh-ooh-ahh!
Not yet a woman