I poked my eye
I`m*Stuck
I poked my eye.. No really. I did.
(Hey, Hey)
I poked my eye
My eye...
My eye...
Oh, Oh..(He`s having an orgasm in the background)
I'm getting laid tonight,
You're probably gonna fly a kite.
I know this flashlight`s light.
Won`t ever turn on,
I named my hand Harpee,
When I announced I had to pee.
So now it's time to go hump my phone
I know that I want to be a whore
It ain't no lie
I wanna see you become poor
Baby, I poked my eye...
My eye
Don't wanna smell like your shoe
Just another dishwasher that`s molesting you
You may stab me but it ain't no lie,
Baby, I poked my eye...
My eye
Don't really wanna stuff my bra with fluff,
I just want this libosuction so I can get rid of this puff.
I might sound ugly,
But it ain't no lie,
Baby, I poked my eye
(Oh, Oh) (Another orgasm in the background)
Just hit me with a mallet,
Now, thing you look just like a dead ferret
So give me one good reason,
Ugly come on
I live so I can smoke,
And now I really think I should poke,
This lump that`s growing on my third ingrown breast.
I know that I am losing hair
It ain't no lie,
I wanna see my Barney show™
Baby, I poked my eye...
My eye
Don't wanna eat that Japanese food
Just another tape worm to feed on my blood
You may have lice but I don`t care,
Baby I poked my eye...
My eye
Don't really want to shave my boob,
I just want to put this tape worm in a scientist`s tube (ooh ooh) (The orgasm is still going on in the background)
I have bad acne,
But I drank my pie,
Baby, I poked my eye
I'm giving up because my purchase was never recieved from e-bay
I don't want to name my pet turtle Ashlay
My eye
I'm getting Clear-Eyes™
To have not-dry eyes
I want to be a prep and I swallowed my paperclip
Don't want to rub my ear
It has many earwigs
So I'm having another orgasm! (oh oh)
I poked my eye
The tape worm is still eating my tummy (organs are getting eaten alive)
But I think it tastes yummy
And I grew a tupé (I poked my eye...)
My eye
Don't want to rape the glue
Just another oompa-loompa giving me the flue (I need some ex-lax)
But I really don`t think I`m a guy
Baby I poked my eye...
This tape worm is making it extremely tough (my intestines are missing now),
I just want it to go away and eat my twinkle-fluff (I can feel it moving inside).
I still think I`m ugly,
But it ain't no lie,
I poked my eeeeyyyyyeeeeee. (oh...?) (The orgasm is finally over along with the song)
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