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Bye Bye Bye

Original version on the left, my version on the right.

Bye Bye Bye
N Sync

Hey Hey, bye bye bye!
bye bye bye oh
bye bye!
oh oh oh

I'm doing this tonight
you're probably gonna start a fight
i know this can't be right
hey baby come on
i loved you endlessly
and you weren't there for me
so now it's time to leave and make it alone
i know that i can't take no more
it ain't no lie
i wanna see you out that door
baby bye bye bye bye bye

Don't wanna be a fool for you
just another player in your game for two
you may hate me but it ain't no lie
baby bye bye bye bye bye
Don't really wanna make it tough
I just wanna tell you that I've had enough
might sound crazy but it ain't no lie
baby bye bye bye

oh oh oh

girl just hit me with the truth now
girl you're more than welcome to
so give me one good reason
baby come on
i lived for you and me
and now I've really come to see
that life would be much better once you're gone
i know that i can't take no more
it ain't no lie
i wanna see you out that door
baby bye bye bye
bye bye!

(chorus)

i'm givin' up i know for sure
i don't wanna be the reason for your love no
more
bye bye
i'm checking out i'm signing off
i don't wanna be the loser and i've had enough

i don't wanna be your fool
in this game for two
so i'm leavin' you behind

bye bye bye
i don't wanna make it tough
but i've had enough
and it ain't no lie
bye bye
i don't wanna be a fool for you
just another player in your game for two
i don't wanna be your fool
but it ain't no lie
baby bye bye bye bye bye
don't really wanna make it tough
i just wanna tell you that i've had enough
it might sound crazy but it ain't no lie
baby bye bye bye bye bye

I poked my eye
I`m*Stuck

I poked my eye.. No really. I did.
(Hey, Hey)
I poked my eye
My eye...
My eye...
Oh, Oh..(He`s having an orgasm in the background)

I'm getting laid tonight,
You're probably gonna fly a kite.
I know this flashlight`s light.
Won`t ever turn on,
I named my hand Harpee,
When I announced I had to pee.
So now it's time to go hump my phone
I know that I want to be a whore
It ain't no lie
I wanna see you become poor
Baby, I poked my eye...

My eye
Don't wanna smell like your shoe
Just another dishwasher that`s molesting you
You may stab me but it ain't no lie,
Baby, I poked my eye...
My eye
Don't really wanna stuff my bra with fluff,
I just want this libosuction so I can get rid of this puff.
I might sound ugly,
But it ain't no lie,
Baby, I poked my eye

(Oh, Oh) (Another orgasm in the background)
Just hit me with a mallet,
Now, thing you look just like a dead ferret
So give me one good reason,
Ugly come on
I live so I can smoke,
And now I really think I should poke,
This lump that`s growing on my third ingrown breast.

I know that I am losing hair
It ain't no lie,
I wanna see my Barney show™
Baby, I poked my eye...
My eye
Don't wanna eat that Japanese food
Just another tape worm to feed on my blood
You may have lice but I don`t care,
Baby I poked my eye...
My eye
Don't really want to shave my boob,
I just want to put this tape worm in a scientist`s tube (ooh ooh) (The orgasm is still going on in the background)
I have bad acne,
But I drank my pie,
Baby, I poked my eye

I'm giving up because my purchase was never recieved from e-bay
I don't want to name my pet turtle Ashlay
My eye
I'm getting Clear-Eyes™
To have not-dry eyes
I want to be a prep and I swallowed my paperclip

Don't want to rub my ear
It has many earwigs
So I'm having another orgasm! (oh oh)
I poked my eye

The tape worm is still eating my tummy (organs are getting eaten alive)
But I think it tastes yummy
And I grew a tupé (I poked my eye...)
My eye
Don't want to rape the glue
Just another oompa-loompa giving me the flue (I need some ex-lax)
But I really don`t think I`m a guy
Baby I poked my eye...

This tape worm is making it extremely tough (my intestines are missing now),
I just want it to go away and eat my twinkle-fluff (I can feel it moving inside).
I still think I`m ugly,
But it ain't no lie,
I poked my eeeeyyyyyeeeeee. (oh...?) (The orgasm is finally over along with the song)