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Beautiful

Original version on the left, my version on the right.

Beautiful
Christina Aguilara

Don't look at me

Every day is so wonderful
And suddenly, it's hard to breathe
Now and then, I get insecure
From all the fame, I'm so ashamed

I am beautiful no matter what they say
Words can't bring me down
I am beautiful in every single way
Yes, words can't bring me down
So don't you bring me down today

To all your friends, you're delirious
So consumed in all your doom
Trying hard to fill the emptiness
The piece is gone and the puzzle undone
That's the way it is

You are beautiful no matter what they say
Words won't bring you down
You are beautiful in every single way
Yes, words won't bring you down
Don't you bring me down today...

No matter what we do
(no matter what we do)
No matter what they say
(no matter what they say)
When the sun is shining through
Then the clouds won't stay

And everywhere we go
(everywhere we go)
The sun won't always shine
(sun won't always shine)
But tomorrow will find a way
All the other times

We are beautiful no matter what they say
Yes, words won't bring us down
We are beautiful no matter what they say
Yes, words can't bring us down
Don't you bring me down today

Don't you bring me down today
Don't you bring me down today

Steriods
Slutina Aguilara

Don't look at me

Because every day I lose five pounds
And suddenly, it's hard to breathe
Now and then, I can`t feel my private-no-no
From all injections, I'm so intoxicated

I do steriods no matter what they say
Words always bring me down
I do steroids in every single form
Yes, any other narcotics will make me frown
So don't you bring coccaine today

I have no friends, but if I did they`d be delicious
So consumed in condom
Trying hard to reach that vein
The syringe is gone and you become more muscular
That's the way it is

And I still do steroids no matter what they say
Today they made me get hit by a truck
And the driver didn`t even ask if I was okay
Yes, I agree, I look like a mutated duck
Don`t even bring me herroine today...

No matter what day it is
(I`ll keep doing that drug)
No matter what they say
(I`m a steroid-addict, see my muscles sparkle)
When the sun is shining through
They sparkle even more

And everywhere we go
(The people ask for some)
The supply won`t always be there though
(That`s why I have to buy more from the dealer)
But tomorrow will find a way
That way I can pay with half a dime (That`s 5¢ everybody!)

I yet still do steroids no matter what they say
Yes, I think I have some friends
And we do steriods in every single form
Yes, now I`m sure they`re not really my friends
I don`t like getting hit by trucks

I still look like a mutated duck
The pencil down there... Is stuck