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Genie In A Bottle

Original version on the left, my version on the right.

Christina Aguilera
Genie In A Bottle lyrics

I feel like I've been locked up tight
For a century of lonely nights
Waiting for someone to release me
You're licking your lips
And blowing kisses my way
But that don't mean I'm gonna give it away
Baby. Baby. baby (Baby, baby, baby)
{Bridge:}
Ooh (my body is saying let's go)
Ooh (but my heart is saying no)
If you wanna be with me
Baby there's a price to pay
I'm a genie in a bottle
You gotta rub me the right way
If you wanna be with me
I can make your wish come true
You gotta make a big impression
I gotta like what you do
I'm a genie in a bottle baby
You Gotta rub me the right way honey
I'm a genie in a bottle baby
Come, come, come on and let me out
The music's fading
The lights down low
Just one more dance
And then were gonna go
Waiting for someone
Who needs me
Hormones racing at the speed of light
But that don't mean it's gotta be tonight
Baby, baby, baby (baby, baby, baby)
{Bridge:}
Ooh (my body is saying let's go)
Ooh (but my heart is saying no)
If you wanna be with me
Baby there's a price to pay
I'm a genie in a bottle (I'm a genie in a bottle)
You gotta rub me the right way
If you wanna be with me (Ooh)
I can make your wish come true
(Wish come true... Woah)
Just come and set me free
And I'll be with you
I'm a genie in a bottle baby
You Gotta rub me the right way honey
I'm a genie in a bottle baby
Come, come, come on and let me out
I'm a genie in a bottle baby
You Gotta rub me the right way honey
(if you wanna be with me)
I'm a genie in a bottle baby
Come, come, come on and let me out
{Bridge:}
Ooh (my body is saying let's go)
Ooh (but my heart is saying no)
If you wanna be with me
Baby there's a price to pay
I'm a genie in a bottle
You gotta rub me the right way
If you wanna be with me
I can make your wish come true (Ooh)
You gotta make a big impression
I gotta like what you do (Oh Yeah)
If you wanna be with me
Baby there's a price to pay
I'm a genie in a bottle
You gotta rub me the right way
(You gotta rub me the right way)
If you wanna be with me
I can make your wish come true
Just come and set me free baby
And I'll be with you
I'm a genie in a bottle baby
Come, come, come, on and let me out

Hippie In A Bottle
Slutina Aguilara

I feel like I've been molested all night
Because when I woke up my private-no-no felt tight
Waiting for someone to run over me
And now I`m licking my ear
And blowing kisses at myself
But that don't mean I have good grammar, you see
I`m ugly, ugly (So blasted ugly)

Ooh (I`m not having an orgasm right now but why not oh?)
Ooh (That way when little girls want to by my CD, their mother will say no)
If you want to learn to pee
I`m ugly and that makes little children run away
I'm a Hippie in a bottle, stupid
You gotta rub me on my belly so I can vomit
If you want to catch my fleas
I can dress you like my pimple that turned blue
You gotta get some constipation
You have to love the smell of my poo
I'm a Hippie in a bottle, stupid
You Gotta rub me on my tummy so I can spit out crusty honey
I'm a Hippie in a bottle, retard
Come, come, come on and poke my hair

The chlorox in my hair is fading
The green highlights are gone
Just one more day
And then it will look like peed-on-snow
Waiting shampoo
That needs me
Hormones racing at the speed of light
But that don't mean I`m attracted to the shampoo brand "Shiney Hair Tonight"
I`m a donkey (Yes, a jackass)

Ooh (there`s your porn sound clip again)
Ooh (it doesn`t seem to stop)
If you want to be a pony
Flasket, I can`t see my face
I'm pregnant, knocked up (I`m my own uncle)
You gotta rub me on the stomach to get tinsel
If I want to touch myself (Ooh) (There I go again, having a fake orgasm)
I can transform into a moose
(I`m like getting an abortion... Woah)
Just come and I`ll hook you up with a goose
And I'll be your father
I'm a Hippie in a bottle, stupid
You Gotta rub me on the belly and I`ll give you lice
I'm a genie in a bottle, idiot
Come, come, come on feel on my leg
I'm a Hippie in a bottle, retard
You Gotta rub me on the tummy
(if you want some ingrown twins)
I'm a Hippie in a bottle, jerk
Come, come, come on and disect my foot

Ooh (once again, I`m doing it instead of profanity)
Ooh (even though it`s horrible publicity)
If you want to see me die
Stupid, first I have to say
I'm a Hippie in a bottle
You gotta rub me on the stomach
If you want to see me dead
I can make your wish come true (Ooh) (again with the scary fake orgasm)
I have to make a big confession
I accidently ate my pet sheep (Oh Yeah!)
If you want to kill me
Smarkle, there's nothing I can do
I'm a Hippie in a bottle
You gotta rub me on the tummy and I`ll flip for you
(You gotta rub me the right way or else I do creepy things beyond human nature)
If you want to pick my nose
I can insert it myself
Just come and poke that hole, ugly
And my nose will be connected to you
I'm a Hippie in a bottle, idiot
Come, come, come, on and give me bean